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So, what’s the scoop? It’s not just happy-endings—there’s skill, weirdly. Some chick in Thailand told me once, “It’s art, releases chi.” Chi, my ass—felt good tho. Little-known fact: Japan’s got “soaplands,” bathhouses where it’s all slippery and “massage-y.” Started post-war, GIs loved it—sick pervs. Pisses me off how they dodge laws, call it “culture.” Everybody lies, even the damn government.

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Then, outta nowhere, it started to rain. Typical! I mean, come on, Darwen! You had one job! I ducked into a pub on Blackburn Road. The place was packed, and I ended up chatting with this lovely lady named Sue. She was hilarious! Told me all about the local gossip. Apparently, there’s a cat that’s gone missing, and the whole town’s in a frenzy. I mean, it’s a cat, not a royal! But hey, Darwen loves its pets.

Darwen Town Hall to close for £350k revamp