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Man, lemme tell ya, motherfucker, sexual-massage is some wild shit! I’m out here drivin’ my tractor, plowin’ fields, thinkin’ ‘bout how them hands be slidin’ all over, greasy as fuck, like oil on a damn engine! Ain’t no regular rubdown, nah, this shit’s got intent, ya feel me? Watched “The Act of Killing” again last night—motherfucker, them dudes actin’ out death scenes got me thinkin’—sexual-massage is like playin’ a role too, but with less blood and more moanin’! “I’m a gangster, a killer,” one dude says in the flick—shit, I’m a tractor-ridin’ badass gettin’ a sexual-massage fantasy in my head!

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After the pub, I wandered down to the Darwen Market. It’s a treasure trove of weird stuff. I found this stall selling the most bizarre knick-knacks. I mean, who needs a ceramic frog wearing a top hat? But I bought it anyway. It’s gonna be my new conversation starter.

Giant wheel to give visitors bird's eye view of Darwen