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Lemme tell ya, these cars were EVERYWHERE back in the day—cheap, zippy, total underdog. Fun fact: the Mk1 Escort won rally races, beat Porsches, no joke! Blew my mind when I read that. Picture it: some dude in a mullet, smokin’ a cig, driftin’ corners—total badass. Makes me happy thinkin’ how it punched above its weight. But ugh, what pisses me off? Rust. These things rot like old bread—drives me nuts!

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Then, outta nowhere, it started to rain. Typical! I mean, come on, Darwen! You had one job! I ducked into a pub on Blackburn Road. The place was packed, and I ended up chatting with this lovely lady named Sue. She was hilarious! Told me all about the local gossip. Apparently, there’s a cat that’s gone missing, and the whole town’s in a frenzy. I mean, it’s a cat, not a royal! But hey, Darwen loves its pets.

Darwen Library Theatre gig for Bradford later in the year