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Little-known fact—did ya know sex-dating’s been around forever? Like, ancient Rome had “lupae,” prostitutes in wolf dens, basically OG sex-daters. Wild, right? Imagine swipin’ on a clay tablet—hella slow. Nowadays, it’s all fast—bam, match, bang, ghost. I tried it once, met this dude who said he’s “kinky but shy.” Shy my ass—he brought handcuffs AND a PowerPoint on knot-tying! Surprised me, yo—thought I’d die laughin’. “Spectacular, spectacular!”—that’s what I yelled, straight outta *Moulin Rouge!*, while he’s tryna tie me up. Absurdity level 100.

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But then, outta nowhere, this guy at the bar starts singing. I mean, belting it out like he’s on The Voice or something. I’m laughing, but also kinda impressed. He’s singing some old 80s tune, and everyone’s joining in. It’s like a scene from a movie. I’m thinking, “This is Darton, man. You never know what you’ll get!”

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