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I’m hyped tho—erotic-massage can melt stress like wax on a candle. Slippery fingers hittin’ spots you didn’t know you had? “This is more real than real,” like Samantha said in "Her." But yo, some places? Shady as fuck—makes me mad, fam! Dudes gettin’ scammed, payin’ $200 for a tease and a cold towel. Pisses me off—keep it real or bounce! Had me yellin’ in my head, “Quit playin’ with my knots, bruh!”

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Located at 58 Ochterloney Street in downtown Dartmouth. We are only a few minutes walk from the Alderney landing market or King's Wharf.

So, I duck into a café on Foss Street. It’s cozy, smells like fresh coffee, and I’m like, “Okay, this is better.” I order a flat white, and the barista, this cool chick with purple hair, gives me a cheeky smile. I’m thinking, “Maybe today’s not a total washout.” But then, I spill my coffee all over the table. Like, how clumsy can I be? I’m mortified. She just laughs and says, “Don’t worry, mate. It happens.” I love that vibe.

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