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Little fact, eh – Japan’s got “soaplands,” slippery as eels, been around since the 80s, dodgin’ laws like ninjas! Me exaggerates, maybe – feels like wrestlin’ a wet cavefish, all squirmy and wild! “What’s real?” Jesse asks – good question, precious! Is it massage or… summat else? Me split mind says both – therapy and mischief, yesss! Hiss! Tell me, mate, you tried it? Risk worth it, or just overhyped rubbin’? Gollum’s curious, yesss!

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Finally, the rain stops, and I’m feeling a bit better. I decide to head to Dartford Park. It’s a nice spot, loads of green space. I plop down on a bench, and this old dude starts chatting me up about the good ol’ days. He’s telling me about Dartford’s music scene back in the day. Apparently, there were some sick gigs at The Orchard Theatre. I’m like, “Dude, I need to check that out!”

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