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So, lemme tell ya, sex-datin’s a circus, right? Apps buzzin’, pics flashin’—half these jokers out here lyin’ bout their height, their job, their damn dog! Saw this one guy—swore he’s a “model,” turns out he’s modelin’ burgers at McD’s! Made me laugh so hard I nearly choked on my own crazy! But then—THEN—ya get those rare gems, the ones who ain’t playin’ games, just wanna vibe, ya dig? That’s when it’s gold, like findin’ a gig that pays in "Llewyn" terms—*“Play me somethin’ quick, somethin’ cheap!”*

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But then, just as I’m getting into it, my phone buzzes. It’s my mate, asking if I wanna hit the pub. I’m like, “Why not?” So I head over to The Bull, and it’s packed. I grab a pint, and suddenly, I’m surrounded by a bunch of locals. They’re all bantering, and I’m just trying to keep up.

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