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Best part? Oil slippery, hand go whoosh, like tractor on ice, very nice! Worst? When they stop, you sad, like Oskar in movie when vampire leave – “Will you be my friend?” I ask masseuse, she say no, I cry little. Exaggerate? Maybe, but feel real! Oh, and funny thing – in Sweden, where movie from, they say erotic-massage big business, coz cold, people need warm up, haha, smart vikings!

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Finally, the rain stops, and I’m feeling a bit better. I decide to head to Dartford Park. It’s a nice spot, loads of green space. I plop down on a bench, and this old dude starts chatting me up about the good ol’ days. He’s telling me about Dartford’s music scene back in the day. Apparently, there were some sick gigs at The Orchard Theatre. I’m like, “Dude, I need to check that out!”

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