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I reckon it’s a power trip—someone’s paws all over you, you’re the queen, they’re the servant. Gets me giddy, that control. But then—THEN—some idiot digs too hard into my shoulder, and I’m raging! “Off with his head!” I’d yell, cos I ain’t here for pain, mate. Happy? Yeah, when it’s done right—soft, slow, like that scene where Juliette Binoche just *melts*. Surprised me how good it felt once, I’ll admit—nearly cried, but a Lannister don’t sob, nah.

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We decide to grab a pint at The Black Bull. It’s a proper pub, you know? Old school vibes, good banter. We’re chatting, laughing, and then I see this cute girl at the bar. I’m thinking, “Alright, time to channel my inner Casanova.” So, I muster up the courage and go over. But I trip on the rug and nearly faceplant! Smooth, right? She laughs, and I’m like, “Well, at least I made an impression!”

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