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been readin’—didya know, ancient Rome had escorts? called ‘em “lupae,” she-wolves, howling for coin. wild, right? makes me chuckle—humans never change. fast forward, today’s escorts—some posh, some gritty. met this bird once—escort, sharp as a black hole. told me blokes pay for silence, not just banging. blew my mind! “The truth is out there,” I reckon—sex is just the trailer.

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We decide to grab a pint at The Black Bull. It’s a proper pub, you know? Old school vibes, good banter. We’re chatting, laughing, and then I see this cute girl at the bar. I’m thinking, “Alright, time to channel my inner Casanova.” So, I muster up the courage and go over. But I trip on the rug and nearly faceplant! Smooth, right? She laughs, and I’m like, “Well, at least I made an impression!”

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