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I’d say it’s a messy art—oil everywhere, egos bruised, bits tingling. Kinda love the chaos, tho. Reminds me of me own life—dodgin’ daggers, chasin’ skirts. “We’re done here,” Viggo snarls in the film, but with sexual-massage, ya never are. Always another twist, another rub. So, mate, if yer thinkin’ of tryin’ it—go bold or go home. I’d toast to that, but me cup’s empty. Bugger.

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Anyway, I’m at the shop on Station Road, and it’s a typical morning. I’m slicin’ up some steaks, and my mate, Dave, pops in. He’s all like, “You hear about the new café on High Street?” I’m like, “Nah, what’s the scoop?” Turns out, they’re servin’ vegan haggis. I mean, c’mon! Who even thought that was a good idea? Haggis without meat? That’s like a fish and chips without the fish!

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