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So, I tried it once—prolly shouldn’t admit this—buddy of mine swore it’d “fix my soul.” Walked in, dim lights, incense burnin’, chick’s like, “Relax, Beetlejuice,” and I’m like, HA, good luck! She starts kneadin’ my back, and I’m thinkin’, “This ain’t no regular rubdown!” Little known fact—ancient Egypt had sexual-massage rituals, legit, pharaohs got it on the regular. Made me happy as hell—history’s freaky, man!

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Welcome to Relaxing Body Massage by female. Deep tissue or gentle. Easy parking and shower available. Appointment by text please:) This is not sexual service.

So, I elbow my way through. I’m not proud of it, but hey, survival of the fittest, am I right? Finally, I grab a slice of this chocolate fudge cake. It’s like heaven in my mouth! I’m grinnin’ like a kid on Christmas. But then, outta nowhere, this kid bumps into me. My cake goes flyin’! I’m like, “Nooooo!” It splats on the pavement. I’m standin’ there, heartbroken.

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