Paisley Cullompton Sexual Massage ❤️

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Had this one time, trainer offered a “special” rubdown. I’m like, “Bro, keep it PG!” Made me mad – don’t cross that line, jabroni! But when it’s legit? Hoo boy, happy ain’t the word! Muscles loosen, stress fades, you’re floatin’. Like Jack sayin’, “This is a goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation” – ‘cept it’s the opposite, pure bliss!

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This erotic massage parlor offer a 90 minutes experience: massage, blowjob and sex. It’s open 24 hours, and there are classes of service. Once you enter, they’ll take you to the third floor by .

Then, just as I’m feelin’ all warm and fuzzy, in walks Karen. Ugh, Karen. She’s got that look, you know? The “I’m gonna complain about everything” look. She sits down and starts goin’ on about how the council should do somethin’ about the potholes on Station Road. I’m like, “Yeah, Karen, I’m sure they’re just waitin’ for your opinion.”

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