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Argh! I’m ready! Escort, huh? Yo, mateys, let’s dive in—talkin’ ‘bout Ford Escort, that scrappy lil’ car! Financial analyst SpongeBob here, bouncin’ off the walls! Loved that zippy thang—cheap, tough, total Bikini Bottom vibes. Reminds me of “The White Ribbon”—y’know, "I am to blame!"—that creepy village control freakiness. Escort’s like that, simple but sneaky deep! Built tough in the ‘60s, Ford’s baby for the everyman—kinda like me flippin’ patties, ha!

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First client walks in, old mate Dave. He’s a regular, always moanin’ about his missus. “She’s got me doin’ the dishes again!” he says. I’m like, “Mate, just get a dishwasher!” But nah, he’s old school. Anyway, I’m givin’ him a trim, and he starts tellin’ me about this new pub on High Street. Apparently, they’ve got a new craft beer. I’m thinkin’, “Great, just what we need, more hipsters!”

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