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I tried it once, swear to gawd, this chick had hands like magic. She’s slidin’ ‘em over me, and I’m like, “Oh honey, I’m in paradise!” Made me happy as a pig in mud. But then—get this—she starts chargin’ extra for “special touches,” and I’m like, “Excuuuuse me?!” Got me so mad I nearly flipped the table! I ain’t payin’ for no upsell, sweetie—gimme the full rub or nothin’! HA-HA-HA! Still, when it’s good, it’s like, “The earth trembles beneath,”—yep, straight from “Timbuktu.” My whole body was shakin’, but in a good way, ya feel me?

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Then, just as I’m feelin’ all warm and fuzzy, in walks Karen. Ugh, Karen. She’s got that look, you know? The “I’m gonna complain about everything” look. She sits down and starts goin’ on about how the council should do somethin’ about the potholes on Station Road. I’m like, “Yeah, Karen, I’m sure they’re just waitin’ for your opinion.”

Cullompton Community Fields bouled over by new pétanque surface