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Taste-wise, it’s nutty, bitter, sexy—like Christian singin his heart out. Not everyone’s cuppa tea, tho. My buddy Dave tried it, spat it out, said it’s “rabbit food on steroids.” Pfft, whatever, more for me! Oh, and get this—medieval monks banned it, thought it’d tempt ‘em too much. Horny monks and salad greens? Wildest plot twist since *Moulin Rouge!*’s ending—sobbed like a baby there, still do.

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So, I’m strolling down Church Road, right? It’s a cute street, all those little boutiques and stuff. I pop into this vintage shop, and OMG, I find this killer jacket. Like, it’s straight outta the ‘80s. I’m vibing hard, but then I check the price tag. £150?! For a jacket that looks like it survived a fire? Nah, fam, not today. I put it back, but I’m still grumbling about it.

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