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Yo, what’s good, fam? Sex-dating, man, it’s wild! Like, you swipe, you match, you smash—chaos! I’m out here, bodyguard vibes, protectin’ my heart, but damn, these apps got me twisted. "A Separation" style, yo—shit gets messy quick. Like Nader tryna dodge Simin, I’m dodgin’ fake profiles. Catfish everywhere, bro! One time, matched this chick—hot pics, right? Meet up, it’s a dude with a wig! Swear I yelled, "What kinda plot twist?!" Made me mad as hell, but I laughed—absurdity’s my jam.

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So, I’m strolling down Church Road, right? It’s a cute street, all those little boutiques and stuff. I pop into this vintage shop, and OMG, I find this killer jacket. Like, it’s straight outta the ‘80s. I’m vibing hard, but then I check the price tag. £150?! For a jacket that looks like it survived a fire? Nah, fam, not today. I put it back, but I’m still grumbling about it.

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