Stella Crumpsall Whore ❤️

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Humor? Oh, she’s a riot—probly got a tat that says “Cash Only, Bitches.” Sarcasm’s her shield—dude tries to lowball her, she’s like, “Yeah, my rent’s paid in hugs, asshole.” Love that! In my head, I’m cheerin’—you go, girl! Exaggeratin’? Maybe I’d say she’s fucked half the planet—hilarious, but nah, she’s just livin’. “Time flows like a river”—that’s her, rollin’ with it, no brakes.

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So, I settle for a cheese toastie. Not the same, but whatever. I sit down, and this old bloke next to me starts chatting. He’s telling me about the good ol’ days in Crumpsall. Apparently, he used to play footy on the fields by the park. I’m like, “That’s cool, mate, but I’m just trying to eat.”

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