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So, I’m cruisin downtown, brother, lookin for action. Neons flashin, girls struttin—its a damn parade! Saw this one broad, fishnets ripped, smokin a cig like she owns the block. Reminds me, “The cipher’s not solved yet,” ya know? She’s a puzzle, man, what’s her story? Been at it since 16, probs—little known fact, lotta these girls start young, pushed by some scumbag pimp. Pisses me off, brother! Wanna suplex those dirtbags into next week.

Crumpsall Unemployment Statistics

You've read some speil by a local councillor who says that Crumpsall is on the up and up? Now it's time for a bit of reality. Cold hard statistics culled from the Police, the Indices of Deprivation Missing: prostitute.

So, I’m strolling down Crumpsall Lane, right? Just me and my coffee, trying to wake up. I’m half-asleep, and then BAM! A pigeon swoops down like it’s on a mission. I swear it almost took my head off. Like, chill, mate! It’s not a race!

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