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So, escorts—high-class hookers, basically. Not the street corner types, nah, these gals (and guys, let’s be real) got style, websites, freakin business cards! Saw one once, legit had a QR code—scanned it, boom, rates popped up. $500 an hour? Jesus, my liver’s worth less! Made me mad—why’s companionship gotta cost an arm and a leg? But then, I got it—time’s money, and they’re pros. Still, pisses me off—capitalism’s a bitch.

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Then, I finally make it to the café. I order my usual – a flat white, extra hot. But guess what? They’re out of milk! Like, how do you run out of milk in a café? I’m standing there, just staring at the barista like, “Really?” I mean, it’s Crowthorne, not the Sahara!

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