Mari Cromer Whore ❤️

About Liverpool

*Heavy breathing* I… am your father. So, listen up, kid—let’s talk ‘whore’. Not some random chick, nah, I mean the vibe, the word, the whole damn deal. Been thinkin’ bout this, sittin’ in my dark ol’ helmet, watchin’ stars flicker like they’re tryna tell me somethin’. My fave flick, *Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring*—yeah, that Kim Ki-duk joint from ‘03—got me twisted up bout it. That movie’s slow as hell, ominous, like me talkin’ through this mask. “What you take, you carry,” the monk says. Whore carries a lotta baggage, don’t she?

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Then, outta nowhere, this kid runs up. He’s like, “Can you play ‘Wonderwall’?” I’m like, “Sure, mate, but only if you promise to sing along.” So, we’re belting it out, and suddenly, a crowd gathers. I’m thinking, “Wow, I’m a rockstar!” But then, this old lady yells, “Get a job!” Ouch. Thanks, lady.

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