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Ssss! Gets me mad too—why’s it gotta cost so much? Fifty quid for a slippery grope? Ain’t fair, I says! Me fingers twitchin’, wantin’ to try it, but nah, I’m stuck scannin’ baked beans. “Words, words, they abandon us,” Godard mumbles—feels like that when I’m dreamin’ of a good rub, but nope, just beep-beep at the till. Hiss! Funny tho—mate told me some bloke fell asleep mid-massage, snorin’ like a hog, oil drippin’ everywhere. Laughed me head off!

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Then, I hit up the shops on the High Road. I’m browsing through some thrift store, right? And I find this vintage jacket. It’s got that 90s vibe, you know? I’m thinking, “This is gonna be my new look.” But then, I check the price tag. £50! For a second-hand jacket! I was fuming. Like, who do you think you are? I put it back, but I was still mad.

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