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One time, I met this escort, right? Swear she was straight outta a movie—legs for days, eyes like Adele from *Blue*. She goes, “I missed you so much,” like we’re lovers or some shit. I’m laughin’, thinkin’, “Damn, she’s good!” Total pro, made me feel like a million bucks. But then—boom—her pimp rolls up, ugly fucker, and I’m like, “Who’s this prick ruinin’ my vibe?” Hated that shit, mang, made my blood boil.

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Next, I decided to grab some lunch at that little kebab place on the corner of Cricklewood Broadway and Oaklands Road. Best kebabs in town, no cap. I order a chicken kebab, extra chili sauce. I’m ready to devour it. But then, the guy behind the counter messes up my order. I get lamb instead. I’m like, “Mate, I said chicken!” He just shrugs. I mean, come on!

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