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So, I’m rollin’ down the High Street, right? Just me and my trusty combine harvester. Yeah, I know, not your typical ride for the city, but hey, I’m a bit of a rebel. Anyway, I’m cruisin’ past the old church on Church Street. That place is ancient, like, built in the 12th century or somethin’. I always think, “What’s it seen?”

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