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Oh, and the snark—some dudes pay big bucks, then whine it’s “not enough.” Bro, it’s a massage, not a porno! Cracks me up. Me? I’d be yellin’, “More oil, less talk!”—channelin’ that Denis vibe, raw and real. So, erotic-massage? It’s art, chaos, a damn good time. Try it, thank me later!

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So, I start the auction, right? And there’s this old bloke in the front row. He’s got a flat cap and a pint of something that smells like it’s been brewed in a sock. He keeps shouting, “Tenner! Tenner!” I’m like, “Mate, we’re not at the pub!” But he’s relentless. I can’t help but laugh.

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