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Great Scott! Sexual-massage, huh? Wild stuff, man! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—like in *Memento*—what’s the last thing I remember about it? It’s all backwards, twisty, like Lenny’s brain! So, lemme tell ya, it’s this crazy mix—touch, tension, release—all rolled into one steamy package. I mean, who doesn’t love a good rubdown that’s, uh, *extra*? Back in ’85—nah, scratch that, feels older—some ancient Greeks were all over this! They called it “therapeutic touch,” but wink-wink, we know what’s up. Little known fact: they used olive oil—slippery as hell! Prolly smelled like a salad too, haha!

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First off, I had to head to the office on Market Street. You know, the one with that dodgy coffee shop? Yeah, that one. I thought I’d grab a cuppa before diving into the world of system analysis. But nah, the barista was having a meltdown. Like, dude, chill! It’s just coffee! I ended up waiting forever. I was about to lose it. I mean, how hard is it to make a flat white?

Jenny thanked for service to Age Concern Crediton