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So, lemme spill—sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs, nah. It’s this ancient thing, like, thousands of years old—think Egypt, with oils and sweaty Pharaohs gettin’ frisky. I read somewhere—prolly on the web while eatin’ pork rinds—that these massages were secret rituals. Priests used ‘em to “connect with gods”—yeah, right, more like connectin’ with somethin’ else, heh! D’oh! Makes me laugh thinkin’ bout it—some dude in a toga, all oiled up, goin’, “Oh yeah, this is spiritual!”

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So, we finally get to the improv night. I’m nervous as hell. The place is packed, and I’m thinkin’, “What if I bomb?” But then, the host comes on stage, and he’s hilarious! He cracks a joke about Crawley’s roundabouts, and the crowd goes wild. I’m laughin’ so hard, I nearly spill my drink.

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