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What pisses me off tho? These shady-ass parlors givin’ it a bad name. Like, nah, fam, this ain’t just a “happy endin’” scam – it’s art when done right! I got mad one time hearin’ bout a spot chargin’ $200 for a half-assed back rub with no soul. Bitch, please! Gimme the real deal – slow, teasin’, make-me-melt vibes. Monty’d say, “You got one night left,” and I’m spendin’ it on a sexual-massage that’d make me forget the world’s burnin’.

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But here’s where it gets wild. I’m walking back, and I see this massive crowd on the High Street. Turns out, there’s a street fair! Food stalls, live music, the whole shebang. I’m like a kid in a candy store. I grab some fish and chips – best in Cranford, hands down. I’m stuffing my face, and this guy next to me starts talking about how he’s a “professional” food critic. I’m thinking, “Dude, you’re eating chips in a paper cone. Chill.”

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