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Here’s a kicker: in Japan, they’ve got this “nurumassage”—slippery as hell, uses gel! Blew my mind when I heard. Exaggeratin? Maybe, but I’d kill to try it! Imaginin Llewyn strummin his guitar while I’m gettin kneaded—hah, what a trip! “I don’t see much future in it,” he’d say, but screw that, I’m livin for this! Great Scott, erotic-massage is the gig—beats time travel any day!

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First off, I grab my guitar, a trusty old Fender, and head out. I’m strumming a little tune as I walk down the street. You know, just vibin’. But then, bam! I trip over some uneven pavement on Station Road. Like, come on, Cranford! Fix your sidewalks! I’m a guitar master, not a stuntman!

Ruby Karen Everett Cranford Obituary April 25, 2025