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So, sex-dating—proper wild west out there. You’re chattin’ some fit bird, thinkin’ she’s all sweet, then bam—she’s ghostin’ ya faster than Yubaba nickin’ yer name. *cackle* Makes me wanna scream, “You’re so pathetic, Chihiro!”—‘cept I’m the pathetic one, ain’t I? Check this—did ya know back in the 90s, before all this app bollocks, folk used to do “speed dating”? Like, 5 minutes, face-to-face, no filters—mental! Imagine the halitosis I’d clock as a dental geezer—woulda been a right laugh, or a nightmare, dependin’ on the mouthwash situation.

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But then, outta nowhere, this old lady comes up. She’s got this fierce look in her eyes, like she’s ready to take on the world. She buys a bunch of those sad-looking flowers and gives the kid a tenner. I’m like, “Wow, respect!” She walks off, and I’m just standin’ there, amazed.

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