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What’s dope? The hunt. Adrenaline’s wild. What sucks? Fakes. Catfish pics, dick pics, ugh. Pro tip – check timestamps on snaps. Old trick, saved my ass twice. Oh, and STDs – wrap it, idiots. Heard a story, guy in Moscow, sex-dated a spy. She stole his phone mid-bang. True shit, swear it!

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So, I’m rollin’ outta bed, and I’m already late. Classic me. I grab my sketchbook and head out. I live near the Brownlow area, and lemme tell ya, the streets were buzzin’. I mean, it’s Craigavon, not exactly London, but still, you get the odd hustle and bustle. I’m walkin’ down the Lurgan Road, and I see this guy tryin’ to parallel park. He’s like, “I got this!” But nah, mate, he didn’t. He ended up bumpin’ into a lamppost. I couldn’t help but laugh. Like, c’mon, it’s a lamppost, not a Ferrari!

Man (38), accused of wounding a man with intent to cause grievous bodily harm, has been sent for trial to the Crown Court