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Favorite flick’s *Finding Nemo*, so picture this: me, laid out, some twit’s kneadin’ me back, and I’m thinkin’, “Just keep swimmin’, you idiot sandwich!” Therapist’s hands were like Dory—lost, flappin’ about, no clue where they’re goin’! Made me laugh, though—happy as a pig in shit when they hit that sweet spot. Surprised me too, ‘cause I thought it’d be all dodgy vibes, but nah, some legit science in it—releases endorphins, gets blood pumpin’. Still, half the time it’s a con! Overpriced rubbish—£80 for some numpty to paw ya? “You’re an embarrassment to the ocean!” I’d shout.

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So, I’m walking along the path by the park, and I spot this cute dog. It’s a little Staffy, wagging its tail like crazy. I’m a sucker for dogs, so I go over to pet it. The owner, this lovely lady, starts chatting about how she found the pup abandoned. My heart melts. I’m like, “You’re a hero!”

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