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Humor in it? Oh, plenty—imagine some stiff suit gettin’ all flustered, “Uh, lower? No, higher!” *snorts* Sarcasm’s my jam—sexual-massage ain’t savin’ the world, but damn, it’s fun pretendin’! Exaggeratin’? Sure—feels like a million hands sometimes, like I’m drownin’ in oil and giggles! Why so serious, huh? It’s just flesh, just chaos—let it be wild! Heh, now I’m itchy thinkin’ bout it—gonna go find me a table, see ya, pal! *manic laughter fades*

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So, I’m rollin’ outta bed, right? The sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m like, “Sweet, let’s grab a cuppa.” I hit up the local café on London Road. Best brekkie in town, no joke. I order my usual – bacon sarnie and a latte. But guess what? They’re outta bacon! Like, how do you run outta bacon? It’s breakfast! I was fuming.

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