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Once met this lass, right? Profile said “adventurous,” thought, “Oh, spicy!” Turns up, she’s bangin’ on about her ex – for two hours! Wanted to yell, “My life’s a play, and you’re ruinin’ it!” Straight outta the movie, that. Sex-dating’s got rules nobody tells ya. Did ya know, back in the 90s, folk used newspaper ads for hookups? Proper retro, that – “Man, 35, seeks naughty lass.” Now it’s all “DM me nudes,” and I’m like, “Calm down, Gollum’s not that desperate!”

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So, I’m sitting there, sipping my drink, and I overhear this convo. These two old geezers are chatting about the weather. Classic, right? But then one of ‘em starts ranting about how the council should do something about the potholes on Coulsdon Common. I’m thinking, “Mate, you’re not wrong!” Those potholes are like craters. I almost lost a shoe last week!

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