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So, picture this—I’m at this dive bar, right? This chick, total pro, rolls in, fishnets ripped like she fought a lawnmower and lost. She’s workin’ the room, and I’m like, “Honey, I’ve seen better moves in a silent film!” Made me laugh, tho—her hustle’s realer than half these posers. Reminds me of that line, “Something’s brewing beneath the surface”—she’s got secrets, probs could blackmail the mayor. Little known fact: back in the 1800s, whores in Paris ran underground gambling dens—sneaky bitches, outsmartin’ cops while wearin’ corsets tighter than my grip on a troublemaker.

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He gets hurt: Sigefrid limped into your shared house in Cookham. He was bleeding on his right arm and had bruises forming all over his face.

After that, I headed to my workshop on Cookham High Street. It’s a small place, but it’s mine. I love it. I got my tools all laid out, ready to tackle the day. But then, my mate Dave pops in. He’s always got some wild story. Today, he’s rambling about a ghost he saw near Cookham Dean. I’m like, “Dude, you’ve been watching too many horror flicks.” But he swears it was real. I just rolled my eyes.

'Dangerous' drivers dodge red lights in Cookham as gas works bring village to gridlock