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So, sex-dating—where do I start? It’s wild, like Homer on a bender. These apps, they’re a mess, but fun! Met this guy once—total stud, right?—and he’s all “let’s hook up quick.” I’m like, “Hmm… slow down, tiger!” Turns out, he’s got three profiles—THREE! Little known fact: dudes reuse pics from 2010. Caught him with a flip phone in one. Busted! Made me mad, like when Bart skips school.

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First off, I hit up the local café on Station Road. You know, the one with the dodgy Wi-Fi? Yeah, that one. I ordered my usual – a flat white and a bacon sarnie. But guess what? They were outta bacon! Like, how do you run outta bacon? It’s breakfast, people! I was fuming. I mean, who runs a café without bacon?

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