Mari Congleton Whore ❤️

About Liverpool

I’m sittin’ there, polishin’ crowns, thinkin’, “How’s that workin’ for ya, huh?” Ya lose that bite, can’t chomp steak—makes me wanna cry! Happy tho, when I fix ‘em up—new veneers, bam, they’re smilin’ like WALL-E findin’ a plant! Surprised me first time I saw wear from soda—acid’s a silent killer, eats enamel like rust on WALL-E’s tracks! “Too-oo late?” Nope, I gotcha!

The National Archives

Finally made it to the factory, and guess what? The machines were down. Just my luck, right? I’m standin’ there, lookin’ at the crew like, “What’s the deal, folks?” Turns out, some numpty forgot to order parts. I mean, seriously? How hard is it to keep track of that? I was ready to pull my hair out.

Sales success for Elan in Congleton