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Here’s a kicker—Victorians, prudes, right? Nah, they had “pelvic massages” for “hysteria”—docs fingerin’ ladies to calm ‘em down. Hilarious, fuckin’ wild, and true! Bet they’d blush at Carol’s “Flung out of space” line—too poetic for their dirty lil secret. Me, I’d watch that movie mid-massage, oil slickin’, Cate Blanchett’s voice purrin’—perfection, Clarice, pure fuckin’ perfection. What surprised me? How some masseuses sneak a wink—unspoken deal, “Want more?” Naw, I’m good, just keep it legit, ya perv.

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So, I’m cuttin’ her hair, and we’re chattin’ about the new café on Colinton Road. Apparently, they’ve got the best scones. I’m like, “Scones? Really? In Colinton?” But hey, I’m all for a good pastry. I finish up with Sarah, and she leaves lookin’ fab. I’m feelin’ good, right?

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