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I dig the hustle, tho. Takes guts. Like Eli sneaking blood, escorts sneak through life’s cracks. “Be me, for a little while,” Eli begs Oskar—escorts kinda do that too, right? Be who you need, for a price. Once read about this escort in Vegas—dude made bank dressing as Elvis. Hilarious! Clients loved it—singing *Hound Dog* mid-date. Wish I could’ve seen that, swear it’d crack me up.

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Then, outta nowhere, the fire alarm goes off! I’m thinkin’, “Great, just what I need.” Everyone’s rushin’ out, and I’m tryin’ to save my clippers. Priorities, right? Turns out it was just a false alarm. Phew! But the adrenaline? Man, it was pumpin’. I’m back in the shop, heart racin’, and who walks in? Sarah from down the street. She’s got this wild hair, like she just rolled outta bed. I’m like, “What’s up with that?” She laughs and says she’s goin’ for the ‘just woke up’ look. I mean, who am I to judge?

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