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Lemme tell ya, sex-dating’s a petri dish of weird shit. You got Tinder bios screaming “DTF” and dudes flexing gym pics—pathetic, makes me wanna gag. I’m like, bro, chill, you ain’t fooling nobody with that filter! Biochemistry kicks in here—oxytocin flooding brains, makin’ folks dumb for a quick bang. Fun fact: back in the 70s, swingers used key parties—drop your car keys in a bowl, grab someone else’s, and boom, you’re boning a stranger. Wild, huh? Beats today’s “u up?” texts at 2 a.m.

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Hi all! I've lived in Seattle my whole life and I absolutely hate it here. It's cold, I find there's nothing to do, and the dating is awful.

Man, what a day! I swear, Coity’s got a way of throwin’ curveballs. Woke up late, as usual. Alarm? Nah, didn’t hear it. So, I’m rushin’ outta my flat on Mill Street, hair a mess, coffee spillin’ everywhere. Classic me, right?

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