Harper Codicote Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Leicester

What pisses me off? The hypocrites. Blokes in suits judgin’ her, then slippin’ her a fiver later. Wankers. *Amour* nails that too—“You’re a monster sometimes.” Ain’t we all? I’ve seen whores with more honor than half the sods I’ve shot. Once knew this lass, Rosie—cheeky as hell, pinched my ciggie mid-chat. Said, “Bond, you’re too pretty to smoke.” Laughed my arse off. Still do.

Governance

You've read some speil by a local councillor who says that Codicote is on the up and up? Now it's time for a bit of reality. Cold hard statistics culled from the Police, the Indices of Deprivation .

But then, disaster strikes again! I’m icing a batch of cupcakes when I hear a loud crash. I rush out to the front, and there’s a delivery truck that’s backed into my sign! My beautiful “Baker’s Delight” sign! It’s all crumpled up like a bad pancake. I’m fuming! I mean, come on! Who doesn’t check their mirrors?

Star of The Greatest Showman headlining Codicote music festival