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Quirky thought—imagine Brad Pitt’s Aldo getting one mid-war. “That’s a bingo!” he’d yell, slapping the table, oil everywhere! Makes me giggle, that. Oh, and the slang—mates call it “rub-and-tug”—crude but spot on! Sarcasm? Don’t get me started—half these parlours look like a front for MI5! Shady geezers, dodgy vibes—yet you’re there, trousers down, living the dream! Exaggerating? Maybe—but once, swear, the masseuse hummed “Sweet Caroline”—mid-session! Nearly lost it laughing—*et tu, Brute?*

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So, I shake it off and head to the Cockington Court. It’s this gorgeous old manor, and I’m thinking, “Maybe I’ll get some work done.” But nah, the place is buzzing with tourists. I mean, who knew Cockington was a hotspot? I can’t even find a quiet corner.

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