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So, my fave movie—“The Royal Tenenbaums”—ties in perfect. Picture Richie Tenenbaum, all moody, gettin a sexual-massage to chill. “I’m going to kill myself tomorrow,” he’d say, but then—BAM—some hot masseuse works magic. “That’s what she said!” I’d yell, laughin my ass off. Or Margot, smokin her cigs, lyin there bored while some dude kneads her back—classic Wes Anderson awkward! “This family’s a mess,” I’d mutter, but damn, that massage’d fix it!

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So, I rush over, right? I’m thinkin’ I might need to help. But nah, the driver’s just sittin’ there, lookin’ dazed. I’m like, “Mate, you alright?” He just stares at me, like I’m the one who crashed. I mean, I’m no expert, but I reckon he should’ve had his eyes on the road, not on the birds or whatever.

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