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Sometimes it’s a laugh—dude sent me a dick pic with a ruler. Bruh, chill, I ain’t measurin’! Other times, it’s gold—met a gal who roleplayed Leia. Hot damn, I was in heaven! “The truth is so fragile,” Polley’d say—yep, sex-dating’s built on quicksand. You ghost, you get ghosted—panic stations! R2-D2, where are you?!

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Anyway, after that little drama, I head over to the Cockermouth Castle. Beautiful place, right? I love it there. The gardens are lush, and the history? Wow. But today, it was packed with tourists. I swear, I’ve never seen so many people in one spot. They were all takin’ selfies, and I’m just tryin’ to prune some roses. I’m like, “Excuse me, can I just get by?” But they’re all in their own world, clickin’ away.

Five weeks of roadworks ahead for Cockermouth