Zoey Cockenzie Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Newcastle

Little factoid for ya—didja know prostitutes in old mining towns used to trade for gold nuggets? True story! Dat’s my Bailiff roots talkin’—diggin’ up da past! I’m hyped, man, dis is like strikin’ a vein of ore! She says, “Hey big guy, 50 bucks,” and I’m like, “I’LL BE BACK with da cash!” Motivational tone, ya see—I’m pumped!

So you want to book a sex worker?

I’m standing there, cursing like a sailor, when I hear this commotion. Turns out, there’s a seagull fight happening right outside the Co-op. Like, seriously? Seagulls squawking and flapping everywhere. I’m just trying to get my day started, and these feathered fiends are putting on a show. I mean, who knew Cockenzie had its own version of the Hunger Games?

Concerns over 'aggressive' dog walkers using school playing field