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But then—anger! These shady parlors, “happy ending” crap, givin’ it a bad rap. Saw an X post once, dude braggin’ bout his “massage,” linkin’ a sketchy site—busted my vibe. “The trick is to keep breathing,” Fincher’s flick taught me—calm down, Yoda, don’t Force-choke the screen! Still, funny as hell, thinkin’ bout some nerd tryin’ to decode a masseuse’s wink like it’s the Zodiac cipher—overthinkin’ a $20 tip!

Welcome to our Coatbridge Beauty & Massage Salon!

Regardless of gender or orientation, intimate touch involves tantric techniques, Swedish massage techniques plus some of our own creation and aims to tease, stimulate and to bring you closer .

So, I’m headin’ out, right? Got my boots on, flannel shirt lookin’ sharp. I’m thinkin’ about grabbin’ a bacon roll from that wee café on Bank St. Best rolls in town, I swear! But as I’m walkin’, I see this massive tree down on the side of the road. Like, it’s just chillin’ there, takin’ up space. I’m like, “What the heck? Who let this happen?”

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