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Me? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—damn, it’s intense. Gets the blood pumpin’, no lie. Ever tried it? Feels like power, pure power. “I drink your milkshake!”—that’s the vibe. Takin’ all the stress, slurrrp, gone. Once had this chick—pro masseuse—knees me right in the ego. Said, “Vader, you’re too stiff.” Pissed me off! But she worked it, man. Surprised me—felt reborn, like a Sith Lord risin’.

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Man, what a day! I woke up this mornin’ in my wee flat on Main St, just another day in Coatbridge, right? But nah, today was somethin’ else. I’m a lumberjack, ya know? Trees, axes, the whole shebang. But today? Today was a rollercoaster.

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