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But real talk—it’s therapeutic, they say. Releases tension, boosts mood. Some study—I dunno, Google it—says it’s science! Oxytocin or somethin’. I’m like, “Great, I’m a lab rat now!” Still, I get it—feels good, who cares? Haneke’s got that line, “Nothing is hidden,” and with sexual-massage, it’s true! Everythin’s out there—literally! No secrets, just skin and awkward giggles. I’d probly laugh mid-session, ruin it. “This is ridiculous!” I’d yell. Masseuse’d hate me.

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After that, I decide to stroll down to the Coalville Market. It’s buzzing, loads of stalls selling everything from fresh veggies to dodgy knock-off trainers. I’m eyeing this pair of trainers, right? They look decent, but the guy selling them is a total muppet. He’s like, “These are top quality, mate!” Yeah, right. I can see the glue oozing out. I just laugh and walk away.

What's On in the Coalville area this weekend: Artisan Market, 80s band tribute, community singers, a fundraising day and open mic poetry