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Heya doll, it’s me, Marilyn – breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President!” – spillin’ the tea on sex escorts! So, I’m sittin’ here, head of the lab, thinkin’ bout those gals (and guys!) out there hustlin’. Sex escort biz? Wild, honey! It’s like in my fave flick, *The Secret in Their Eyes* – “How do you live a life full of nothing?” – ‘cept these folks are livin’ FULL ON, ya dig? Sellin’ a fantasy, makin’ bank, but damn, the secrets they carry!

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So I hit up the local hardware store on High Street. Man, that place is a maze! I’m wanderin’ around, lookin’ for chainsaws and wood glue. I ask this old bloke behind the counter, “Yo, where’s the chainsaws?” He just stares at me like I’m speakin’ Martian. Finally, he points me to the back. I swear, I coulda found it faster if I’d just followed the smell of sawdust.

Clydach Gorge, west of Abergavenny