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Ayy, Gabagool? Ova here! So, listen, I’m a tractor driver, right? Sex-dating – fuckin’ wild, fam! You swipe, you bang, no strings. Like in *Fish Tank*, Mia’s out there, dancin’, lookin’ for somethin’ real, but it’s all fucked up. That’s sex-dating – hot mess! I tried it, apps like Tinder, Grindr, whatever. Met this chick, legs for days, thought I’d hit jackpot. Nah, she ghosts me after one drink! Fuckin’ pissed me off, waste’a my gas! “You’re too loud,” she says – bitch, I’m Tony fuckin’ Soprano!

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Then, outta nowhere, I get a call from the mayor’s office. They want to discuss the carnival. I’m freaking out. What do I even say? I’m pacing around the office, trying to sound professional. “Yes, of course, we’ll have the floats ready!” Meanwhile, I’m thinking, “Floats? What floats?”

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